Yasha

Every site has a hero who never wrote a single line of code, yet without whom nothing would exist. For this site it's Yasha — the man who helped buy the hosting while I spent a third day choosing between four identical VPS plans on the principle of "what if the disks over there are sad".

Yasha settled it with one message: "take any of them, you'll crash it anyway." I did. Twice. The hosting survived, so did the friendship.

In gratitude, Yasha receives: an eternal page on this domain, the poll below, and my promise not to tell the story about him and the ATM. Even though it's a great story.